09 August 2005

More Jesus...Jesus Christ!

Whoever this Jesus freak is...I hope this satiates you!


At 3:22 PM, Anonymous Jesus Rocks said...

Freak? Jesus? Satiate! How dare you! And by the way, NO. That's not good enough.

The people want the REAL Jesus. That picture of Jesus looks like a marshmellow.

At 3:52 PM, Blogger Susie said...

There are literally five people who read my blog. All of you would write something like this.

You're a mystery to me.

"Real Jesus"? That would take some serious conjuring.

This is like my mom sending me chapters of Sophie's Choice when I was at summer camp one year. Every day, a new chapter. She stopped when I wrote her and told me some freaky person was sending me chapters of a book, but she never told me it was her. Until...about a year later.

SO: lest this become a Jesus centered blog (making my evagalist uncle MUCH too happy), I will continue to post things other than Jesus.

Jesus and I thank you for your interest.

At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee Susie,

Don't you like Jesus?

At 4:38 PM, Blogger Susie said...

Nothing wrong with a little Jesus here and there, now is there Anonymous? I think I've shown that here.

Doubt, you may. Harass away!

At 10:04 AM, Blogger eefers said...

Now there are six. And I can talk about Jesus all day long. Good, bad, whatever. I studied religion in college (well, I'm still in college...). Jesus is my homie. Not in the Christian sense, but in the, I-can-hang sense.

At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Andy said...

Frankly, I think the Real Jesus is getting a little tired. After 2000 years the brutha definitely needs a new image. Air Jesus is not my first choice, cuz that image is only a step away from being Che, who's also pretty played by now.
I have in mind something geared more towards gullible kids, who are the only people who should be allowed to believe in the hype surrounding mythical characters. The second coming of Christ should be straight outta Heaven and SLAP!-- right onto the front of a cereal box.
It's not just the same old Jesus, now it's JEEZO'S! Dump on a chalice of milk, and your kids will Testify to the Rapture of this crispy wafer cereal! Kids! Don't forget to Witness JEEZY's cartoon show every weekend! This Bible Thumping Badass will banish you to the realm of Hellarity. With JEEZO'S and The JEEZY Show, Saturday is the new Sunday!

At 10:56 PM, Anonymous 'Jesus Freeak' said...

I think Jesus is flexible along these lines. As long as people don't use him to justify violence and war, he is probably pretty cool with most stuff.

Do you think Jesus ever gives George Bush nightmares?


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