04 October 2006

Wednesday Afternoon Joke (Truth)

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were
flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000
bill out of the window right now and make somebody
very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could
throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten
people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one
hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and
said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there.
Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and
make 56 million people very happy."

(Ed note: the only thing I would change is the number: to 6.5 BILLION people...)

1 Comments:

At 7:37 PM, Blogger Sara said...

love this joke (and it's horribly sad, don't you think?)

 

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